A particular year’s model would not be available for at least 2 years until after it was scheduled to go into production.

Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. For some bizarre reason, you accept this.

You couldn’t have more than one person in the car unless you purchased a CarXP or CarNT, and then you would have to buy extra seats.

Linux would build a car that ran on water, was twice as reliable, and 10 times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads.

The oil, gas, alternator and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Car Fault” light.

People would be excited about the ‘new’ features in Microsoft cars, forgetting that these features had been available in other cars a decade ago.

We’d all have to switch to MS Gas.